A murder occurs at Tequilla Tommy's, a border cafe known for its exotic patrons. Tonight's suspects include Tommy himself, waiters Dick and Tracey, Thanksamillion, the exiled monarch of Mexico, Consuela Papaya, Conchita Banana's twin sister, and Carmen Francois, an international film star. The audience is asked, by ballot, to vote for the murderer. In all of its dinner theatre productions, only two patrons have guessed correctly.