This 30-minute black comedy comprises four monologues from women with differing experiences of pregnancy. Jessica would rather have a facial than play with Finlay and her husband Richard is rather too fond of the nanny. Sam always wanted kids but it wasn't as easy as she'd thought. Kyla is 18 and at Tafe, a baby was the last thing she wanted. Jenny is a pregnancy expert and all round supermum. The dialogue is spliced together in fast-paced scenes and direct address pieces. AWARDS: Nominated ‘Best Play” Newtown Theatre, Aug 2008, Sydney Short & Sweet Festival One Act.