A 25-minute alternative pantomime for adults. After selling the family’s only asset, Tomkins-the-cow for the measly sum of 5 magic beans, baby bear Jack suddenly finds a huge beanstalk growing in his parents’ back garden. Should he climb it? Probably not, considering at the top there’s a psycho-giant called Derek waiting for him. The chances are he will though, especially if he knows his latest love interest, chav-burglar Goldilocks is up there...contains swearing and bad innuendo.