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SCREECHES FROM THE ZOO
SCREECHES FROM THE ZOO
Written by Scot Walker
Kim has taken a group of middle schoolers to the zoo where everyone has run amok. It all started when the girls stuck themselves together with cotton candy and Kim had to take them to the reptile house so the critters would eat the sugar off. Then, the boys stood on top of the bathroom stalls and aimed their little pissers out the windows in a long-distance pissing contest. After that, Kim dragged everyone to the bus, done with the group of urchins—but it was the wrong bus and Kim went ballistic and beat the crap out of the bus driver and now she's being arrested by a "cop" who just happens to be a puppet at the end of her arm.

1.10 GBP

Female Characters: 0
Male Characters: 0
Non-Gender Specific Characters: 1
Script Length (Duration): 0 - 10 minutes
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This script has been certified as Family Friendly.
Tags: Wild, Witty, Humorous, Outrageous

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This script was added to our database on Wednesday 19 May, 2010.
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